An Ode to BOB….

 Why BOB rocks!

1) No human finger is even remotely capable of producing the speed of BOB

2) BOB is the perfect size for a suitcase

3) BOB has never burnt a meal in his life

4) BOB doesn’t care how many guy friends you have

5) BOB is on call 24 hours a day

6) BOB doesn’t care if you’re tone deaf

7) BOB never disagrees about what movie you should see

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